Shoving a Broomstick Up You
An 8th grade science and a 7th grade science teacher gave incorrect information. The first one was relatively harmless: she was asked if a tampon could “pop your cherry,” and she assured the class that the hymen was very far up inside the hymen and would be unaffected by tampons because they’re not long enough to reach it. The 7th grade teacher had answered the question about pregnancy from oral sex. He said it was possible because some gets inside the female. The true winner was a different male 8th grade teacher who told us that most of us girls were going to lose our virginity with our pants around our ankles to an older boy in the backseat of a car with drugs or alcohol involved. And it just feels like shoving a broomstick up inside you.