In 6th grade I contracted chicken pox and missed sex ed. I remember asking a good friend of mine - Dan - what went on. He told me about vaginas and all that, but then he asked me if I knew what a vibrator was. I said, “No. What is that?” He wouldn’t tell me. I felt cheated that I missed out on what this vibrator was (even though I was a boy). My dad walked in the room and Dan said “Ask your dad.”
"Dad what’s a vibrator?" My dad responds as he keeps on walking: "Something that vibrates. Go home Dan".