Because nothing compares to…

Our health teacher, Mr. S, explained to us that girls should not masturbate because it would make them lose any desire/need for boys.

Because nothing compares to…

Our health teacher, Mr. S, explained to us that girls should not masturbate because it would make them lose any desire/need for boys.

Troubling Statistics

When I was in 8th grade (at a relatively progressive public school) my health teacher told me that if you were bisexual you were automatically twice as likely to have an STD.

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Troubling Statistics

When I was in 8th grade (at a relatively progressive public school) my health teacher told me that if you were bisexual you were automatically twice as likely to have an STD.

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Especially the STD Prevention Stuff

I was a sophomore in high school in 1994 and had come out as a lesbian to my classmates earlier that year. On the day we were supposed to discuss reproductive anatomy, pregnancy, safe sex and STD prevention in health class, just before class started, my teacher came up to me semi-privately and said, “Since this stuff doesn’t really apply to you, you can just go to the library for today’s class if you want.” I think he believed he was being terribly progressive. Right. Like Diana Cage says, “Everyone knows lesbians don’t fuck! We just roll around like giant pandas.”

Especially the STD Prevention Stuff

I was a sophomore in high school in 1994 and had come out as a lesbian to my classmates earlier that year. On the day we were supposed to discuss reproductive anatomy, pregnancy, safe sex and STD prevention in health class, just before class started, my teacher came up to me semi-privately and said, “Since this stuff doesn’t really apply to you, you can just go to the library for today’s class if you want.” I think he believed he was being terribly progressive. Right. Like Diana Cage says, “Everyone knows lesbians don’t fuck! We just roll around like giant pandas.”

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Shortest Lesson Ever

My health teacher said that he had to teach sex ed because it was mandatory. This was his lesson:

Keep it in your pants. You can’t get pregnant or a disease.

On the next test there was a fill in the blank question worded identical to that.

Shortest Lesson Ever

My health teacher said that he had to teach sex ed because it was mandatory. This was his lesson:

Keep it in your pants. You can’t get pregnant or a disease.

On the next test there was a fill in the blank question worded identical to that.

Germ Theory of Disease is for Chumps

In my Catholic middle school we learned that AIDS was caused by premarital sex and that marriage provided some sort of mystical protection from contracting it.